I wish I was....
This is such a peppy tune, I hope it makes your Monday feel less terrible.
I need all the help I can get to feel groovy. This cold...
And that is all I am going to say about that.
Instead of more complaining, I will wish you all the joy you can find in chatting with a lampost and kicking down the cobble stones.
After all, complaining don't do no good.